Nobody ever told Politicians

Nobody ever told politicians that...

- They really, really need to shut the hell up...
- Everybody knows they're lying their heads off...
- nobody cares if a law is written on toilet paper or gold, if it's a shitty law, it will stay shitty regardless...and we wont like it...
- if the debt is so high why don't you start saving up by lowering your wages first? even if there's not many of you (thank god for that), the fact that you earn 3-5 times as much as the average worker stands quite against you...
- the fact that you can fly yourself to switzerland, to get treated when you get sick, dosen't mean that your country dosen't need health care...
- the fact that you can send your kids to a college in switzerland dosen't mean that your country dosen't need education...
- maybe you should ask the people in switzerland why their system works so well and try it out in the country you're supposed to serve...
- you don't deserve the chair you're sitting on if you can drive past a homeless person and not feel guilty about it...
- you don't deserve the chair you're sitting on if you can skip a line of people waiting at the hospital and not feel ashamed about it...
- you really need to lower your wages...
- nobody cares about your private lives, but it still bothers if you act like dickheads...seriously...if you can't run a normal relationship, how do you expect us to trust you'll be able to run a country?
- if you make a tax, and call it "provisional" to get it trhough, it's supposed and expected to be removed ..."provisional" is not a synonim for "permanent", and no...we wont forget about it...not even after 10 years...
- there's nothing more sad, than seeing a promising politician, that acts like he actually cares, end up behaving like the rest
- you are insulting the people who voted for you by answering a question and not giving an answer at all...
- "diplomacy" is not a synonim for "hypocrisy"...
- no...you're not the new "nobility"...I wont bow at your sight...thank you...
- the use of scandals from your personal lives to divert the attention from the bullshit laws you're making pass should be made illegal...
- yes, we know that you went into it to try to change the world...what we wanna know is...when exactly did that goal "slip your mind"?
- you should really put a leash on bureacracy...
- the use of shortmimded views of bureacrats to clog the people at their jobs so they don't know what's going on, should be made punishable with medieval torture devices...
- watching you guys discuss stuff on TV makes 5 year old children look civilized when they argue...
- when setting up a referendum question it should be put in the little print that "the question must be clear, and not confusing, and it should explain what the damn referendum is about in a way that people can actually understand (or in other words...no "lawyer talk")"...
- it dosen't really matter if a bandage is 2 or 3 inches wide, if there is no money to buy it anyway...
- "history is written by the winners" dosen't mean that you can turn a fucked in the head serial murderer into a saint...
- yes, I am writing this blog, and yes I am aware of the meaning of each and every word used in here...are you aware of the meanings too?
- you do know that you were "supposed to make it better"...right?
- you know...if a house starts falling on your head because you thought it was a great idea to take down one of the "main support" walls, you should be able to admit that the person who warned you it would happen was right...if an expert tells you not to do something, you should listen...

Politics is the most disapointing subject in any country, but people should become aware of the fact that the less you know about it the worser it will get, since the damn idiots wont be worried about what people think, for people won't even know what's going on. The saying goes "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer..." don't forget to keep an eye on politicians....

Nobody ever told bureaucrats...

Nobody ever told bureaucrats that...

- the god "paper" is by far the most absurd one that humans have come up with, and that the practice of "paperwork" is the dullest of all religions...
- writting down what you're supposed to be doing at that moment is actually proof that you're not doing it...
- the average typing speed of normal people is 5 times slower than theirs and that, what may take them 10 minutes to type down, actually takes everybody else 50 minutes or more...
- computers were made to supposedly "make it easier"...but if I have to do it there and then print it on paper it means that I actually take twice as much time doing that, than just writing it down on hand...
- what you're supposed to do, and what you can do are 2 very different things...
- there is nothing more annoying than a bureaucrat, complaining about bureaucrats...
- they really need to get their noses out of all the paper to see what's going on around...
- if they wrote down "march 25, rain" it's no proof that it actually rained...
- they should feel sorry for all the trees they get cut...
- discovering that "the only ability required to work = to be able and willing to do paper-work" is rather disappointing...
- paper can't control time...nope...it can't...no matter how hard you try...
- paper eats up time, and if you already have a full time job, just doing your job, it means you can't squeeze the paperwork in...
- writing it down dosen't really mean you care...or that you'll remember...
- it makes no sense to have a paper copy when you can pull up anything at anytime with a click (and yes, I understand there's the hazzard of system crashes and viruses, but backups and something called "parental control" that blocks downloads, and the use of "work e-mails" only for what they were created for..."work"....usualy nullifies those risks...)
- if you like the paper copy better, stop pretending that we have it on computer too
- they should really make tests to see how much time it takes for the realization of all the steps they expect to be taken while doing paperwork...and be aware that that time wont be recovered...or spent doing the actual work...
- I hated doing homework...specially writing "What I did during the summer..." essays...do you really think I'll back-flip at the idea of paperwork?
- there's too much paper laying around already...why do they keep building up the pile?
- I love only the smell of ink in books...certainly not on the sheets I print out
- in the end all that paper gets thrown away...
- paper is unreliable as it gets lost easily..
- I'm writing a blog and it will go online and I sure as hell wont be printing it out...
- paper dosen't make the world absolute...work quality will stay relative...no matter how you describe it or write it...
- you need to find a more constructive religion...
- to be good at paperwork dosen't really mean you're good at your job...honestly...I'd say more, that you got obsessed over the paperwork, because you just couldn't do your job properly and needed to find a way, to divert people's attention from that...
- repeatitive routine work kills creativity...and everybody knows, progress comes from creativity...paperwork is repeatetive and routinely...
- if I label oil as "water" it will still be oil...
- you should stop coming up with ways to define the way I should be describing my work, and try it out yourself to see what I mean...
- if you have no idea what the job you're defining the paper work for looks like, you are not qualified to judge it or change it...and everybody knows that it takes less than a month of "out of practice" to forget what it looks like...
- if you were actually doing that job you'd have no time to come up with ideas of paperwork...

Discovering that I wasted 5 years studying hard, and beeing brilliant to come to a job, where nothing matters if I don't have the paperwork done, was the most disapointing moment of my life. A "paperwork training course" would've been enought to do it, and actually the only good thing, if it had been in my college program.
I have a title that means nothing, and knowledge that nobody cares for...
All that matters is the paperwork.