Sunday, November 21, 2010

Nobody ever told Politicians

Nobody ever told politicians that...

- They really, really need to shut the hell up...
- Everybody knows they're lying their heads off...
- nobody cares if a law is written on toilet paper or gold, if it's a shitty law, it will stay shitty regardless...and we wont like it...
- if the debt is so high why don't you start saving up by lowering your wages first? even if there's not many of you (thank god for that), the fact that you earn 3-5 times as much as the average worker stands quite against you...
- the fact that you can fly yourself to switzerland, to get treated when you get sick, dosen't mean that your country dosen't need health care...
- the fact that you can send your kids to a college in switzerland dosen't mean that your country dosen't need education...
- maybe you should ask the people in switzerland why their system works so well and try it out in the country you're supposed to serve...
- you don't deserve the chair you're sitting on if you can drive past a homeless person and not feel guilty about it...
- you don't deserve the chair you're sitting on if you can skip a line of people waiting at the hospital and not feel ashamed about it...
- you really need to lower your wages...
- nobody cares about your private lives, but it still bothers if you act like dickheads...seriously...if you can't run a normal relationship, how do you expect us to trust you'll be able to run a country?
- if you make a tax, and call it "provisional" to get it trhough, it's supposed and expected to be removed ..."provisional" is not a synonim for "permanent", and no...we wont forget about it...not even after 10 years...
- there's nothing more sad, than seeing a promising politician, that acts like he actually cares, end up behaving like the rest
- you are insulting the people who voted for you by answering a question and not giving an answer at all...
- "diplomacy" is not a synonim for "hypocrisy"...
- no...you're not the new "nobility"...I wont bow at your sight...thank you...
- the use of scandals from your personal lives to divert the attention from the bullshit laws you're making pass should be made illegal...
- yes, we know that you went into it to try to change the world...what we wanna know is...when exactly did that goal "slip your mind"?
- you should really put a leash on bureacracy...
- the use of shortmimded views of bureacrats to clog the people at their jobs so they don't know what's going on, should be made punishable with medieval torture devices...
- watching you guys discuss stuff on TV makes 5 year old children look civilized when they argue...
- when setting up a referendum question it should be put in the little print that "the question must be clear, and not confusing, and it should explain what the damn referendum is about in a way that people can actually understand (or in other words...no "lawyer talk")"...
- it dosen't really matter if a bandage is 2 or 3 inches wide, if there is no money to buy it anyway...
- "history is written by the winners" dosen't mean that you can turn a fucked in the head serial murderer into a saint...
- yes, I am writing this blog, and yes I am aware of the meaning of each and every word used in here...are you aware of the meanings too?
- you do know that you were "supposed to make it better"...right?
- you know...if a house starts falling on your head because you thought it was a great idea to take down one of the "main support" walls, you should be able to admit that the person who warned you it would happen was right...if an expert tells you not to do something, you should listen...

Politics is the most disapointing subject in any country, but people should become aware of the fact that the less you know about it the worser it will get, since the damn idiots wont be worried about what people think, for people won't even know what's going on. The saying goes "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer..." don't forget to keep an eye on politicians....

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