Nobody ever told bureaucrats...

Nobody ever told bureaucrats that...

- the god "paper" is by far the most absurd one that humans have come up with, and that the practice of "paperwork" is the dullest of all religions...
- writting down what you're supposed to be doing at that moment is actually proof that you're not doing it...
- the average typing speed of normal people is 5 times slower than theirs and that, what may take them 10 minutes to type down, actually takes everybody else 50 minutes or more...
- computers were made to supposedly "make it easier"...but if I have to do it there and then print it on paper it means that I actually take twice as much time doing that, than just writing it down on hand...
- what you're supposed to do, and what you can do are 2 very different things...
- there is nothing more annoying than a bureaucrat, complaining about bureaucrats...
- they really need to get their noses out of all the paper to see what's going on around...
- if they wrote down "march 25, rain" it's no proof that it actually rained...
- they should feel sorry for all the trees they get cut...
- discovering that "the only ability required to work = to be able and willing to do paper-work" is rather disappointing...
- paper can't control time...nope...it can't...no matter how hard you try...
- paper eats up time, and if you already have a full time job, just doing your job, it means you can't squeeze the paperwork in...
- writing it down dosen't really mean you care...or that you'll remember...
- it makes no sense to have a paper copy when you can pull up anything at anytime with a click (and yes, I understand there's the hazzard of system crashes and viruses, but backups and something called "parental control" that blocks downloads, and the use of "work e-mails" only for what they were created for..."work"....usualy nullifies those risks...)
- if you like the paper copy better, stop pretending that we have it on computer too
- they should really make tests to see how much time it takes for the realization of all the steps they expect to be taken while doing paperwork...and be aware that that time wont be recovered...or spent doing the actual work...
- I hated doing homework...specially writing "What I did during the summer..." essays...do you really think I'll back-flip at the idea of paperwork?
- there's too much paper laying around already...why do they keep building up the pile?
- I love only the smell of ink in books...certainly not on the sheets I print out
- in the end all that paper gets thrown away...
- paper is unreliable as it gets lost easily..
- I'm writing a blog and it will go online and I sure as hell wont be printing it out...
- paper dosen't make the world absolute...work quality will stay relative...no matter how you describe it or write it...
- you need to find a more constructive religion...
- to be good at paperwork dosen't really mean you're good at your job...honestly...I'd say more, that you got obsessed over the paperwork, because you just couldn't do your job properly and needed to find a way, to divert people's attention from that...
- repeatitive routine work kills creativity...and everybody knows, progress comes from creativity...paperwork is repeatetive and routinely...
- if I label oil as "water" it will still be oil...
- you should stop coming up with ways to define the way I should be describing my work, and try it out yourself to see what I mean...
- if you have no idea what the job you're defining the paper work for looks like, you are not qualified to judge it or change it...and everybody knows that it takes less than a month of "out of practice" to forget what it looks like...
- if you were actually doing that job you'd have no time to come up with ideas of paperwork...

Discovering that I wasted 5 years studying hard, and beeing brilliant to come to a job, where nothing matters if I don't have the paperwork done, was the most disapointing moment of my life. A "paperwork training course" would've been enought to do it, and actually the only good thing, if it had been in my college program.
I have a title that means nothing, and knowledge that nobody cares for...
All that matters is the paperwork.